reasons to make the trek from Austin to Round Rock. IKEA, and the Mansion of Terror. Now, this isn't to say that there aren't other, equally compelling reasons to make the journey, but it's hard work dodging the the flaming loofas and shower caddy catapults from the turf battle between Linens 'n' Things and Bed, Bath and Beyond along I-35.When I arrived at the Mansion, I dislodged the Cuisinart® Pink Mix It In™ Soft Serve Ice Cream Maker from my skull, and stepped into my first haunted house since my elementary school's hilariously unhorrifying version (even as a third grader) called "The Monster Mash."
Given hope by a warning sign,
alerting me to the likelihood of blood splatter, I welcomed trepidation and was able to suspend disbelief long enough to actually be frightened. "Great endorsement," you say, dripping with sarcasm. Oh, but it is, coming from a person who's only true fear in life is lobsters (don't ask), this is truly a great endorsement.Since I don't have the time to give you a full play by play (would you really want it if you were heading there yourself? I wouldn't), you can listen to this piece on KOOP radio to let you know what to expect, if you're in to that kind of thing.
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2 comments:
That Mansion of Terror sounds a real laugh - wish there were more of these types of places around. I've been to one in Niagara Falls, and Salou, Spain, but that's about it.
And thanks for posting the audio snippet :)
No problem Danny. I was invited to this by @daveiam. He did a great job on the press kit and I got the audio from a link in his Twitter stream.
Thanks for reading.
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