I want to party with Terp by Lawrence J. Grivels

Guest post by Lawrence J. Grivels

Before venturing further, you should be aware of an under-appreciated genre of music called Nerdcore hip hop. For those who may find following the link a little too exerting for their sedentary lifestyle, here's what I'll say. Nerdcore is probably the third nerdiest thing on this planet. It's on the tails of NASA but nowhere near as nerdy as the person who made this cake.

Anyway, a guy named Chris Trew is climbing the Nerdcore mountain by releasing a brand new album called, My Weiner Touches the Ceiling. While I have to deduct half a point for an album name I never want to hear my mom read, I also have to give the album 4.5 out of 5 thick-lensed glasses. I'll tell you why, and you'll believe me, if my name ain't Lawrence J. Grivels.

One reason. The song called "Who Wants to Party with Terp?"

It opens with the most glorious sus chords. They're like an angle riding a rainbow made from funk legends.

Next, Mr. Trew asks me a question. What better way to get me engaged (other than putting a ring on my finger, *buh dum tsshhh*)?

By this point my feet are usually a stompin' and I begin to get winded. The stanky baseline gets my hips swayin' like a hammock on a day in May in Kansas City, Kansas.

After that, I'm remind of a very painful time in my life where, I too, was a slave to erotic photo hunt. To this day I'm unable to be with my girlfriend in a room with a mirror. I keep trying to figure out what's different between her and the reflected image before time runs out. This is painful stuff for me...

Once I've recovered from my bar game-induced shame spiral I'm ready to get crunk (a.k.a. how I roll, a.k.a. how I party, a.k.a. how I do it) and the song builds me up more than main lining a Red Bull.

You best be buying this album (or at least this song) on iTizunes.